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笑话五则

[color=#404040][font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot][size=16.002px]1、老师问小明：“你知道为什么长颈鹿脖子那么长吗？”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#404040][font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot][size=16.002px]小明：“因为头太重了？”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#404040][font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot][size=16.002px]2、小[/size][/font][/color][color=#404040][font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot][size=16.002px]明：“爸爸，什么是‘压力’？”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#404040][font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot][size=16.002px]爸爸：“你每天背的书包。”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#404040][font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot][size=16.002px]小明：“那什么是‘动力’？”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#404040][font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot][size=16.002px]爸爸：“书包里装的零食。”[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#404040][font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot][size=16.002px]3、[/size][/font][/color][font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Noto Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Helvetica Neue, Oxygen, Open Sans, sans-serif][color=#404040][size=16.002px]为什么冬天树叶会掉光？[/size][/color][/font]
[font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Noto Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Helvetica Neue, Oxygen, Open Sans, sans-serif][color=#404040][size=16.002px]因为树也怕冷，想穿“光秃秃”的羽绒服。[/size][/color][/font]
[font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Noto Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Helvetica Neue, Oxygen, Open Sans, sans-serif][color=#404040]
[/color][/font]
[font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Noto Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Helvetica Neue, Oxygen, Open Sans, sans-serif][color=#404040][size=16.002px]4、儿子：“爸爸，为什么我名字叫‘小明’？”[/size][/color][/font]
[font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Noto Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Helvetica Neue, Oxygen, Open Sans, sans-serif][color=#404040][size=16.002px]爸爸：“因为‘大明’被你表哥用了啊！”[/size][/color][/font]
[font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Noto Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Helvetica Neue, Oxygen, Open Sans, sans-serif][color=#404040]
[/color][/font]
[font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Noto Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Helvetica Neue, Oxygen, Open Sans, sans-serif][color=#404040][size=16.002px]5、妈妈骂小明：“你房间像猪窝！”[/size][/color][/font]
[font=DeepSeek-CJK-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Noto Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Helvetica Neue, Oxygen, Open Sans, sans-serif][color=#404040][size=16.002px]小明：“那你怎么不说自己是猪妈妈？”[/size][/color][/font]
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